BiblioWrecks

Patreon Bonus - The Christmas Train by David Baldacci

Merry Christmas in July?! Its a Christmas story that's mourning the loss of Americana, all you damn kids looking at your phones on the train instead of talking to unpleasant strangers that also don't want to talk to you, make a new family with train strangers that are in a conspiracy to trick you into falling in love for Christmas with someone who is clear on wanting nothing to do with you. Enjoy!

BiblioWrecks 47 - Moroni Smith in the land of Zarahemla by Thom Duncan

Do you like Indiana Jones? You do!? How about a guy that isn't Indiana Jones but is Mormon, that's the same right? A whip? not a one. Dashing main character? Only if he's dashing toward the nearest precipice, but he is Mormon, that's enough right? It's the action packed story of a Moroni, a man with the negative charisma of a youth pastor that has never seen sunlight and a name that sounds like it will be at the next pot luck that no one will eat. Enjoy!

BiblioWrecks Episode 46 - Johnathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach

Its been some weeks since we recorded this episode and I still don't know how to describe it. Do you want a story about the power of ambition? Do you want to learn about spiritualism from a bird? Can time travel be considered a form of flight? find out the answers to some of these questions on this weeks episode. Enjoy?

BiblioWrecks Episode 45 - A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay 1, 2, and 3 by Hunter fox

The title says it all! There's a billionaire T-rex and hes going to force you gay, join us on this description defying ride. Enjoy!

Patreon Bonus - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers/The Sobbin Women by Stephen Vincent Bene't

Hope you like musicals! We found an American classic from the 1950's, rife with problematic behavior and straight up misogyny, and the surprisingly positive book it was based on from the 1930's, which is also based on the founding Roman Legend. So you're basically getting three in one today, Enjoy!

BiblioWrecks Episode 44 - The 9th colony by Colin Curtis

Do you like Star Trek? Space battle? Aliens? Too bad. We read the 9th colony and the best it has to offer is barely described ship fights, aliens that are just humans, and the subtlety of your old manager at Mcdonalds. Enjoy!

BiblioWrecks Episode 43 - Satan Was A Lesbian by Fred Haley

Was everyone in the fiftys doing cocaine? Are all Lesbians violent psychopaths? Why don't people get murdered with ice picks anymore? Will I ever stop using a three question structure in the episode description? No is the answer to one of those questions, you will have to listen to the episode to learn the answer to the rest. Enjoy!

Patreon Bonus - The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien

Just for funsies, and to torture Bugs, we re-read the Hobbit and watched the movies. We free associate our way through the the childhood classic to the bloated budget trilogy that most everyone collectively shrugs their shoulders at or hates vehemently. Enjoy!